And then even more helpfully, he served up a spoof clip of a desperate, supply-chain-constrained TikTok influencer, who endorsed a wide (too wide) variety of items before suddenly blurting out, “Please help me! I have no marketable skills!”
(The video below is set to start playing at the influencer portion of Colbert’s monologue, but if it doesn’t work properly just manually jump ahead to the 3:30 mark.)